Apr 11
Having a realistic wet dream to wake up to hearing your parents having sex in the other room.
"Mike, I had an accidental incest the other night!"
"Roll Tide"
von Nigbiscuitmcmuffin 16. Januar 2015
Apr 10
A pair of twins that subsequently go on to live as roommates.
We figured since we managed to get along so well in such a small space for 9 months, it would be easy to become wombmates again.
von rockingyourdime 9. Juni 2009
Apr 9
the Costco worker who checks your receipt as you leave
Costcops pretend to confirm what you've bought.
von Ae5Ea8 7. Februar 2015
Apr 8
To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.
"I want to go down on your sister."
von Dave 24. Oktober 2004
Apr 7
A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.

This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he's just reading!
von pavementphases 23. Februar 2011
Apr 6
The day after tomorrow
I have to go to a meeting nexterday
von Betaglion 23. Februar 2011
Apr 5
An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that Jesus?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
von Dolphin_X 17. April 2003

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