Mai 16
When you are at the breaking point of pissing or shitting your pants. You can't run because that would shake it all out.
Who left the shitty underwear in the men's room?
That guy doing the emergency walk a few minutes ago
von kennykenalot 14. Mai 2015
Mai 15
Abstaining from masturbation.
Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.

Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.
von AlexanderBlack96 14. Mai 2015
Mai 9
A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.
You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.
von jm2011 1. Mai 2015
Mai 8
To say things intended to hurt another.
I couldn't stop myself from jumping on her, She was throwing verbal punches at me since I wAlked in the door last night until now, I couldn't take anymore.
von know BODY 30. März 2015
Mai 7
Pure fucking magic.
Person A: How the hell does a person sing in harmony with themselves?

Person B: PFM.
von Bella Bartalk 14. Oktober 2013
Mai 6
A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".
von BeltonBelle 25. November 2014
Mai 5
A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.
Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
von Terra Incognita 24. Februar 2011

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