Jan 7
When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
von JaySteeze 2. Januar 2015
Jan 6
The intermittent state of insanity experienced by mothers and directed at their children, characterized by a melodramatic self-pity and often punctuated with childlike tantrums usually triggered by the smallest of perceived transgression.
"I neglected to ask Mom if she wanted to come to the movies and she went all mother nuts on me, crying and telling me that she's never been so wronged by anyone in her life and what a giant disappointment I am to her."
von MrMeta4 2. Januar 2015
Jan 5
When one eats spaghetti all alone, while also being sad and depressed
"How was dinner last night?"
"I had sadghetti....."
von Meme Master Lucifer 2. Januar 2015
Jan 4
Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"
Apollo though Jesus was slow as bread
von dinodianne 2. Januar 2015
Jan 3
Synonym of "sidechick" but for a girl. A guy who a slut is currently being boned by along with a number of other guys, or sidedicks. A guy with whom a girl regularly cheats on her boyfriend with.
I've seen that girl talk to seven of her sidedicks tonight.
von stepchap 2. September 2011
Jan 2
Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.
You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!
von Some wiseman 1. Januar 2015
Dez 31
12 months of absolute hell and fuckery
TV: -Ball drops-
Everyone: WOOT WOOT ET IS YEAR 2014
Person 1: -sarcastic- yay, another 12 months of fuckery and hell
von EnderWright 28. Dezember 2013

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