Jan 15
reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."
von Matrix9180 12. August 2004
Jan 14
Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.
"Hey, I just googled my name and found that I have three googlegangers!"
von shilohfire 6. Oktober 2007
Jan 13
Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck
you hurt your leg, well DILLIGAF
von Vince 3. März 2004
Jan 12
jk
Just Kidding!
you ugly as a troll in the morning. jk'in ya just jk'n ya!!
von catie H 11. Dezember 2003
Jan 11
Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).
von C.J.Matrix 9. September 2003
Jan 10
When it's time to go,you yell "Church on the move"-- everyone you're with knows to leave the location.
Snoop Dogg-- when you're at the club and its time to bounce you yell "Church on the move" and everyone knows its time to get up outta there!
von sarah Mc 16. Dezember 2007
Jan 9
To turn off any device that people can reach you with (cell phone, two-way, computer, home phone, morse code, etc.) in order to avoid someone.
Megan is blacking out Brent because he was acting like a dick. She don't play that!
von Magno Jimenez 17. Dezember 2007

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