Apr 28
To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.
von malmix 19. April 2007
Apr 27
like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job. they have a lot of free time, so they are therefore a free-timer.
kaatisu: so, what do you do during the week?

girl in club: oh, im a free-timer.
von Kaatisu 21. Januar 2007
Apr 26
One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.
Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.
von David Altena 18. April 2007
Apr 25
A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home.
von Melander 16. April 2007
Apr 24
When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.
"Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!"
von Whitney R. 11. April 2007
Apr 23
Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
von Irish Dave 15. April 2007
Apr 22
Coined word from globalization and fragmentation; as the world becomes more globalized with increasing technology and knowledge, more fragmentation occurs among individuals and societies.
You only need to look into a person's bedroom to realize the seriousness of globfrag. He is stuck on his computer 24/7 with instant knowledge from all over the globe at his fingertips, yet does not know what his family is up to.
von Izabel 26. Mai 2005

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