Aug 8
In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.
I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.
von Swaggy Boy 5. August 2015
Aug 7
A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.
"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."
von CamLT 3. August 2015
Aug 6
Someone or something that exubes an aura of pedophilia, such as a creepy old man with candy or an older van with tinted windows.
Watch out for the neighbor, he is sooooo pedolicious. Dude drives a pedovan and everything.
von Acidgrey 29. Juli 2015
Aug 5
Brain freeze caused from rapidly slurping down a frozen margarita beverage.
My girlfriend gets a wicked margraine when she tries to drink her frozen margarita too fast to get high.
von Whalebunny 28. Juli 2015
Aug 4
When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.
"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."
von Aemar 28. Juli 2015
Aug 3
What Obama calls his broccoli
Thanks Michelle for making me some Broc Obama and Cheese
von Shshsjjsnsnsnzn 28. Juli 2015
Aug 2
(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.
That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards
von Nikedunks6.0 15. Dezember 2009
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