A fat kid pretentious enough to think up a special word
to describe their desperate longing
to shove down their face. They'll often claim to be "food enthusiasts" or to have "refined tastes," but they're usually lying.
"I got tired
people I had a 'glandular problem,' so I decided to start calling myself a foodie instead. It frees
me of those negative connotations and leaves me to be become
as lardy as I see fit."