3 definitions by Attmay Ustardmay

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Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.
His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.
#darwin award #retarded #intelligent #georgia tech #atlanta #mustard
von Attmay Ustardmay 17. September 2006
noun, verb

A sudden exodus of all females from a party due to the overpowering stench of an unhygenic and seemingly homeless individual. The stenches associated with such a dekay have often been falsely attributed to a busload of day laborers, a yeast infection, Bigfoot's genitals, and the inside of a prothetic leg.
The party was flooded with wet vagina until dekay happened.

My room smelled fine until dekay concentrated in front of my fan and immersed itself throughout the room.
#georgia tech #homeless #room 21 #queefing unit #d.k.
von Attmay Ustardmay 18. September 2006
verb (passive)

When a girl who is friends with several members of a social fraternity hosts a party at the same time as one of said fraternity's off-campus pledge program events.
Brother 1: Who all is going camping next weekend?
Brother 2: You must be mustarded. No one is going. That event got esthered.
#party #fraternity #pledge #broomball #campout
von Attmay Ustardmay 15. Oktober 2006
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