(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.
Exclamation at having discovered extra insects.
Bug Catcher: 'scuse me, have you seen any bugs around here?
Passerby: Have you tried looking under that pile of discarded sandwiches?
Bug Catcher: Cormorants!
To light a fart.
Hey, everyone! Come check out this brand new gastric!
A hole in the great wall of China.
Rook out! We have a bleach!
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