4 definitions by DC.Kerr

Top Definition
When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.
My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.
#scrotum #hairy #balls #face #parachute #skydive #landing #touchdown
von DC.Kerr 20. Mai 2007
When you wake up before your partner from a one night stand and leave a pile of shit on the pillow next to them.
When Mary finally awoke the next morning she found not her new lover sleeping next to her, but a beautiful stranger in his place.
#shit #sex #pillow #poop #sleepover #morning #awesome
von DC.Kerr 16. Mai 2007
1. A U.S. Senator from Indiana

2. A globule of male ejaculate.
"I didn't want to get Cindy pregnant, so I left a dick lugar on her stomach."
#sperm #dick #lugar #sex #cum #stomach #senator
von DC.Kerr 20. September 2007
A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water
Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.
#poop #shit #toilet #dung #pile #doodoo #dookie #turd #tird #kaka
von DC.Kerr 10. Juli 2008
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