A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.
Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"