34 definitions by Gadget King

Top Definition
A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
#conclusion #assumption #assume #conclude #deduct
von Gadget King 25. September 2011
A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself
I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts
#fart #poop #gassy #shit #droppings
von Gadget King 18. Januar 2011
After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.
A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.
#drunk #sozzled #pissed #under the weather #tanked up.
von Gadget King 12. Januar 2011
The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
#crap #poo #loo #turd #shit.
von Gadget King 17. November 2011
Any area in a city or town where sex workers congregate to be picked up.
Tommy was feeling very lonely so he went to the hozone to pick up a woman.
#red light area #slums #hookers #prozzies #pick up chicks.
von Gadget King 17. Januar 2011
A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!
#no #nope #no ways #uh-uh #not
von Gadget King 19. Januar 2011
the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid
I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake
#snotcorn #snot #mucus #nose nibbles #gunk
von Gadget King 18. Januar 2011
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