34 definitions by Gadget King

Top Definition
A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
von Gadget King 25. September 2011
A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself
I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts
von Gadget King 18. Januar 2011
The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
von Gadget King 17. November 2011
A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!
von Gadget King 19. Januar 2011
a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies
after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential
von Gadget King 18. Januar 2011
Any area in a city or town where sex workers congregate to be picked up.
Tommy was feeling very lonely so he went to the hozone to pick up a woman.
von Gadget King 17. Januar 2011
The process of walking around in malls, looking for gadgets to buy.
It is easy to see when a person is GADGETATING, because he picks up everything and studies it.
von Gadget King 14. Januar 2011

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