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3 definitions by Gary Johns

 
1.
The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.
Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito
von Gary Johns 18. Juli 2006
 
2.
After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.
I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?
von Gary Johns 18. Juli 2006
 
3.
The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place
Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.
von Gary Johns 18. Juli 2006