When you jack off and then orgasm , you use a rubbing motion on your cock like when you squeeze the rest of the yogurt out from the bottom of the gogurt tube.
I had to get the excess cum out of my cock last night even though it was sore. So Patricia started gogurting it.
When you go to McDonalds and the cooks accidentally put a swine cock in your burger.
Man why did that fat bitch at Micky D's give me a fucking McCockles in my Big Mac!!?
A redneck man who lives in an old shack in the woods, and oftenly comes to the city for a girlfriend , he then takes them to his shack to make babies. He lives in Florida.
Dude that cumback deer stole my wife! And he is back once more!
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