to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt
to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with
writing love poems to,
her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching
classes to hang out with
, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with
desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then
several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will
be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need
at age 20, disregard for bros before
hoes rule and other unpleasant things