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12 definitions by Jack Da Rippa

 
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A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.
Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.
von Jack Da Rippa 31. Januar 2006
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2.
To 'burst' someone is to shoot someone.
The famous example of the word 'burst' being used in this context was in the Megaman (of so solid crew) murder case when a witness claimed he heard megaman telling a friend he was going to 'burst' someone who had disrespected him.

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Clarke: yo blud this new Take That tune is off da hizzle fo shizzle
Matt: Bumbaclot, if me hear u say that again i'll burst yo' b*tch ass.

2.
Jonny V - some bredrin stepped to my brother yesterday!
Matt - lets burst that wasteman!
von Jack Da Rippa 14. Mai 2008
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3.
1.To thrust with an erect male penis
Did you see jon cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!
von Jack Da Rippa 13. Mai 2005
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4.
the above definition is actually refferring to a cockjoust which is the thrusting of an erect penis. cackjoust is in fact referring to a homosexual person. cack meaning shit , poo. joust meaning - push , thrust , ie . the thrusting of a penis into an anus (cack)genrally of a male.
err. dude you are a fucking cack jouster

you blatenly cackjoust on da reg , you fag.
von Jack Da Rippa 13. Mai 2005
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5.
this is basically a longer version of the ghetto word 'ill' its is an eclamation of joy or a word used to describe something that issick heavy or very good.
girl: i am gonna suk ur dik boi!
boy : ILLTING!!

'have u heard dat new Jack Da Rippa tune? it's Illting!
von Jack Da Rippa 13. Mai 2005
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6.
basically means to leave. can be used as an alternative to the word dust or as an insult to tell someone to leave you alone.
Nick: negroid u r vexing me , duck away blud!
Clarke: oh dear god , im very sorry kind sir, i will duck away immediately to avoid n e further confrontation.

Ritchie: Shizzle, its the po po , duck away manz
Rippa: na dont worry homie , i will just draw for my 9 and slew dem wastemanz
ritchie: Standard
von Jack Da Rippa 16. Februar 2006
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7.
very expensive or a lot of money.
originates for the word clink meaning money. The words stem from the slums of south London and Kent (UK) but are beginning to spread into london and the surropunding counties
'Ths shizzle is bare Clinkting blood'
von Jack Da Rippa 13. Mai 2005
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