8 definitions by Jack De

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!
von Jack De 12. April 2008
a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'
Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.
von Jack De 21. September 2007
An incredibly large number, often used by small children.
Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.
von Jack De 12. April 2008
A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.
von Jack De 12. April 2008
A man, woman or thing that has balls that sag to it's knees.
Guy 1: Look, at my balls! They're sagging!
Guy 2: Damn! You are Sagallicious!
von Jack De 12. April 2008
A man, woman or thing that has balls for a chin.
-Look at an image of Peter Griffin and his chin, he is a ballchinnian!
von Jack De 12. April 2008
The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.
Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.
von Jack De 12. April 2008

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