636 definitions by Jake

one who enjoys cookies, chips, cake, and cholesteral sticks. fat people don't like exercise and they sweat after they walk from the pantry to the refrigerator.
i hear there's a sale at buskin
von jake 19. Januar 2005
The grease between your legs after you go for a run.
Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells
von jake 4. Mai 2004
the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper.

Seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder slut that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun's almost down you feel you can pity fuck her somehow, some way.Usually has excess snatch hair and a shock of black arse hair out the back. May have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks cock very well and is always eager to fuck
Denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises
von Jake 3. Februar 2004
A women one is trying to hook up with but is unaware of her feelings towards him. So called because the women in question makes the wooer nervous.
Friend 1: How's nervous doing?
Friend 2: She's killing me man, I have no idea what she wants.
von Jake 2. März 2004
something that makes you shake you head in disgust; derived from the language Jag.
"That fuckin dude is bloody over there."
von Jake 10. Januar 2005
the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand
after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all
von jake 20. Januar 2004
(noun) vulva
We were best of friends, I treated her like the lady she was. One night she decided to offer me her v-unit. That was when I learned she was a virgin.
von Jake 10. Januar 2004

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