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57.
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
von Jake 1. Februar 2004
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58.
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
von Jake 25. Februar 2004
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59.
Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.
(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!
von Jake 31. März 2005
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60.
the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).
She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.
von Jake 31. Dezember 2003
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61.
im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
von jake 14. Juni 2006
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62.
a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
von Jake 24. März 2004
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63.
pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc
I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.
von Jake 1. März 2004
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