2 definitions by Joshmilburnt

General term for a Dutch maestro or legend, based on the rare dutch name. Variations include Appiejhan, Appiebahn and Appivoren. Can be unusually tall and/or handsome.

Used in connection with an appropriate adjective, e.g. Real, or True.
Guy 1: "Shit dude, you know that new dutch guy? I heard he can empty a keg in 10 seconds and his k/d is +22."

Guy 2: "OMG. That is truly awesome. He must be some kind of monster."

Guy 1: "Yeah, he's a real Appie"
von JoshMilburnt 7. Januar 2010
To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.

Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)

It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"

Guy 2: "What did you do?"

Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
von Joshmilburnt 7. Januar 2010

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