1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
von Kung-fu Jesus 26. Juni 2004
Cockney slang for sex.
The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
von kung-fu jesus 25. September 2004
"Accepted", "we agree"
Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!
von Kung-Fu Jesus 15. April 2004
Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
von Kung-Fu Jesus 17. April 2004
Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.
Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.
von Kung-fu Jesus 6. Juli 2004
(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
You're a lousy singer.
von Kung-Fu Jesus 12. Mai 2004
(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
von Kung-Fu Jesus 7. Juni 2004

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