17 definitions by Lenny

Top Definition
The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.
Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!
von Lenny 31. Dezember 2004
to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional
Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.
von Lenny 2. Februar 2004
oxx
formally written as "Ghoxx" but in sland it is allowed to be written as above.

1. female genitalia - vagina, pussy
2. a stupid person - fig. a cunt
1. Nezzajtila it-tanga u rajt li kellha oxx imqaxxar u sabih. (I removed her thong and perceived a nice shaved vagina)

2. "kemm int oxx" (ur such a cunt)or "qisek l-oxx" - sometimes referred to with the article). Also in this category - the euphemism "pastizz".
von Lenny 13. März 2004
Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England
I need to use the crapper.
von lenny 25. Februar 2005
The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.
The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.
von Lenny 27. Juli 2004
Len
A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.
So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?
von Lenny 23. April 2005
similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.
She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly
von lenny 23. Dezember 2004
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