Playing pool, except replace the pool cues with
the quivering, burning
hot boners. Invented by several
college students when they realized that the pool cues had been misappropriated. Before each shot, the player rub their sweating, urgent boners with
blue chalk as a lubricant. If the player scratches, the it is termed
a busted nut. Bouncing the ball off one or more of the walls is termed boner
banking or more popularly the money shot. When one ball blocks another
it is called a cock-block. Condoms are not allowed in boner
pool. Only the man's raw, tense, sweating, sinewy boner
will suffice. The winner of boner
pool (or boner
billiards in professional tournaments) is crowned
James: Dammit. Ouch. I got chalk in my boner
Tyler: You got blue chalk in your moist boner
-hole? That must burn.
Brandon: That is panty-moistening boner
Josh: My boner
is so unwieldy.
Ian: Let me give you two hands.
Josh: You grab my boner
towards the stalk, and I will maneuver my boner
hands on the head. My thick bulbous mushroom head.
Tyler: Thrust with your ripped tight pelvis.
Brandon: You're very skillful. Where did you learn
James: Church camp.