REALLY FUNNY animated series by Fox, featuring an intergalactic delivery crew in the year 3000. Look for it on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, because Fox cancelled it... :(
If you looked this up you probably love Futurama.
A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.
If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod
What I hope I have on Monday.
I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!
Romanian/Russian word meaning 'yes'.
Person A: Is Garrett dum?
REALLY bad governor of New Jersey, one of our worse in recent years (trust me, I live here) who puts his gay lover in charge of state security and otherwise screws up the state.
Don't hat him because he is gay, hate him because he sucks!
A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.
Smart guy: Hi what's up?
Idiot: I saw the new Inuyasha xD
Smart Guy: What's ur address again?
Idiot: 21 Elm St.
Smart Guy: Leave the door open, b/c you're gonna die
Idiot: XD XD XD XD X(slice)
What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.
Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!