8 definitions by Mr. BRW

Nickname for the premium cable channel Cinemax due to it's penchant for showing soft-core porn at night.
"Skinemax is a lot cheaper than going to the strip club."
von Mr. BRW 5. Februar 2008
When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
von Mr. BRW 7. Februar 2008
To spread your ass cheeks open wide to prepare for insertion.
"I bought my girl a diamond today. She's gonna gape it for me for sure."
von Mr. BRW 18. Februar 2008
The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."
"I've got a shitload of ones; let's go to sniffer's row."
von Mr. BRW 6. Februar 2008
Combination of Hmong and English. Usually used to make fun of a Hmong person's poor English or grammatical mistakes or as a Hmong person's excuse for poor English or grammatical mistakes.
"Mary is a total bitch. She's always ripping on Lee for her Hmonglish."
von Mr. BRW 5. Februar 2008
To give road head in exchange for a ride.
Oral sex for compensation.
"What a great night. I found a cute hitchhiker willing to pay for gas."
von Mr. BRW 5. Februar 2008
The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.
Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.
von Mr. BRW 5. Februar 2008

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