Tape the dead midgets together and bring it to life with a bolt of lightning. Thiscreature should then begin to rape the 4 Vietnamese ladyboys so hard, that the ladyboys and the creature fuse together to create Mechafuck.
Offer Mechafuck the ruler, which it will then use to pleasure itself with. AfterMechafuck has climaxed and started walking, MAKE SURE it treads on every single one of the kiwis. Gather the kiwi juice and pour it into ONE tub of Smarties ice cream.
Hopefully when this happens you'll have the tubs of Smarties ice cream with you EXCEPT for the one with kiwi juice in it. Use the tubs to drift the sea of jizz. You must recover the bodies of your midget ninjas, and perform 9 bases of your choice. Afterthis, you must throw yourself in the sea of jizz and die.
Man #1: Dude, I just got to 64th base!
Man #2: What?! You've been on Urban Dictionary again haven't you?
A popular phrase amongst chavs and their ilk. A less formal way of saying "good sir, I believe you have wronged me, and I hereby challenge you to a match of strength to determine which one of us is the superior fighter."
Chav 1: *Walks into Chav 2*
Chav 2: What the fuck you doin', blad! You fuckin' startin', like?!
Chav 1: C'mon then bruv, I'll shank you 'ardcore like!