6 definitions by Professor Booty

A really long ethernet cable.
I can access the internet anywhere in my house using my ghetto wifi.
von Professor Booty 13. Mai 2004
to masturbate; the motion of a guy masturbating is similar to that of rolling some dice
"What are you doing she asked?" She asked.
"Rolling the dice bitch!"
von Professor Booty 25. Mai 2004
in reference to a petite girl with a nice butt.
A girl walked by, and I said "I'd like to get some of that patooty"
von Professor Booty 25. Mai 2004
A tool, queer, posuer, etc. Based upon a certain student that attends Pleasant Ridge High School in Kansas. Quite possibly the gayest(both literally and a figure of speach)man alive.
Joe: Put away the Laser,(a 40oz malt liquor brand)THE HEUGLER'S COMING!!!
Ryan and Cole: Fuck that queer, he's a smacktard.
Jake:Pass me the Laser dude.
von Professor Booty 12. Juni 2004
Ploov is an insult. It's another way to call someone a tool, a dumbass, a posuer, or a bitch. This word is deeply rooted in Mrs.Herken's advisory class at Pleasant Ridge High School in Kansas. The students started using ploov since the teacher didn't know what it meant and that way they could easily avoid getting a detention.
Ex 1: Good Charlotte is music for ploovs, but Beastie Boys and Franz Ferdinand is music for cool ppl.

Ex 2: Charlie Heugel is a ploov...so is Mrs. Herken
von Professor Booty 21. Juni 2004
Your mother's mouth
Hey man, your mom's mouth is a jizz trap
von Professor Booty 2. Januar 2004

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