A small town in new jersey in the tri-state area, reserved for hillbillies, truckers and what not, enroute on 84. A decent park with a pretty sweet view at the top, a sweet ice cream shop by the river. And a Shop Rite where all the crazies come and shop
Non-Jersey Kid: So where you from?
Port Jervis Kid: Port Jervis, New Jersey
Non-Jersey Kid: Oh, where the fuck is that?