Characterizing a native of the midwestern
that is too smart, inquisitive, and progressive to actually live in the midwest. Known for wanderlust and marked by an off-beat sense of humor that is often
misinterpreted. Prone to speak without thinking. Often
used to describe men found
in awkward social situations that are resolved
through a) humor, b) apologies, c) running like hell, or occasionally d) road rage. Prone to single word answers
to questions (e.g., "Sure") that are ultimately (and correctly) perceived as ambivalence.