Any area where many extremely
hot females stay, shop, socialize, and/or walk through. This area can usually be found in shopping malls and universities. Men of all ages who find this heaven on earth area
can quite possibly achieve a raging erection
, become wide-eyed, and/or
forget all of his problems. Medical
research has proven that, visiting this area on a daily basis will help you get over your ex-girlfriend(s), spark interests
in women, forget any current girlfriends, and increase blood flow to your penis
. May also be known
as hard-on street.
1. David and his buddy, Gerardo, became speechless when they
opened the doors
and discovered the secret of "Hard-on Alley."
2. I always
get a massive erection when
I meet my girlfriend
in hard-on alley.
3. Johnny looks forward
to shopping with his ugly girlfriend
in hopes that he will be able to walk through hard-on
4. When Jimmy
is sad, he always walks to hard-on
alley to raise his spirits.
5. As he walked through hard-on
alley, young Timmy discovered
in his pants for the first
time in his life. A few seconds later, confusing feelings and questions filled his innocent brain.
6. My psychiatrist told me to go to hard-on
alley to forget all my troubles. It's a Hakuna Matata
7. Pedro casually walked
alone down hard-on alley and felt
that the Gods in heaven
would smile upon him and help
him use his mojo
toward the hot and often dangerous female creatures that surrounded him.
isn't heaven! It's hard-on alley.
9. Hard-on alley is a great place to find and talk to chicas calientes