A great borough, located
between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley
, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their
are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live
, You'd think they had better things
to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack
history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley
park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft
are a start for history.
MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway
system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things
to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure
centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team
that has won the English
Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well
as a vast selection of restaurants
set in amazing scenery and much more.
Basically, the people
it and are happy to live
here. You people
who want to slag it off don't live
here, you don't have to come
here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton
Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?