11 definitions by SeanG

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.
Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
von SeanG 5. April 2007
To escape, or abscond with something. From the television show Arrested Development.
Anyong: "Hey, look what I found on windowsill! Just hat; someone take wig!"
Narrator: "In fact, it was George Sr. who 'took wig,' and was fleeing the country with the evidence that Michael so badly needed."
von SeanG 18. November 2006
When a person is fat, you can say they're "pregnant with pizza" in order to point out and ridicule this fact.
Stephen: "Hey, Ralada has been gone for three weeks now. Did she have a baby?"
T-Tops: "No, she's just pregnant with pizza. Also, she got shot. That's why she's gone."
von SeanG 14. Mai 2007
A poop. Usually a human poop.
"What!? When did this happen?"
"When you were in the bathroom makin' mud bricks."
von SeanG 11. Oktober 2006
Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
von SeanG 20. März 2008
To change your negative attitude and outlook into a positive one.
<Rawlcine> "And what about my scrilla? You owe me at least 96 dollars! Everyone owes me something! Why is everyone always baggin on me?"
<Branson> "You need to flip your duracells, cuz all i'm gettin is NEGATIVE, honey."
<Rawlcine> 8-O
von SeanG 31. Mai 2007
The vagina, or the area surrounding the vagina.
"I gave her a smooch on the ol' southmouth."
von SeanG 11. Oktober 2006

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