2 definitions by Soft to the Ground

The "John" is a social position within a group often equivalent to the bottom rung of a ladder or the ugliest child in a orphanage.

Requirements needed to fulfil this position include minimal amounts of self-respect, little to no social prowess and mild elements of physical or mental deformity (without crossing into medially recognised deformities).

The "John" is often taunted and fun is made at his expense to please higher-ranked members of social circle.

Despite his low-ranked position a "John" is integral to a group as a means of funnelling hatred and male bonding.

As Socrates famously once said "Without a John society would cease to exist." This comment was followed by a series of childish insults directed at fellow philosopher Johnates.
I hate you. You're such a John.
von Soft to the Ground 18. Mai 2011
The single most intense sport to have ever been created with rules so ridiculously complicated to explain that few understand what the fuck's going on when entering a game.

The losing Cherokee Ball team forfeits their soul.
Cherokee Ball...what the fuck's Cherokee Ball?
von Soft to the Ground 18. Mai 2011

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