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29 definitions by The Master of Definitions

 
1.
(Slang) vagina

This word was popularised by Bo'Selecta! and the character of Lorraine Kelly, with her famous phrase, 'Have ya seen me growler' as she parted her legs to reveal an unsightly mound of pubic hair.

This word is generally used to describe an old, unkept or generally disgusting vagina. It is not a pleasant term.
Crap on a stick!! That's some disgusting growler.

Your mum showed me her growler last night. It was sick.
von The Master of Definitions 29. April 2006
 
2.
(Verb) The act of female masturbation.
I saw that girl fudding off in the bogs. She's a right horny slag
von The Master of Definitions 19. Oktober 2006
 
3.
one night stand

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman, and then breaks up with her (if they are in a relationship) or never speaks to or makes contact with them again after the aforesaid act.
Tom:- Did you go to that party last night?

Ollie:- Yeah, I did that fit girl from Wells Hall. She was so good. She know's how to f**k.

Tom:- Did you get her number?

Ollie:- Naa, I just pumped and dumped her. What's her name again?

Tom:- You're such a man slag. You allways pump and dump
von The Master of Definitions 23. Januar 2006
 
4.
Chav pikey
A term, originating from the southern England town of Bournemouth, for a person who is of a low socio-economic status. In Bournemouth, it is usually used to refer to people from Council Estates or the neighbouring town of Poole. Cackers are generally posher than 'Chavs'.

A cacker can be spotted by the following:-

1) A huge sovereign ring
2) The latest Nokia mobile, which is clearly stolen
3) Large hoop earings (female)
4) A lot on Adidas or Kappa Clothing
5) Fake Burberry (Though this can be real Burberry, it is Bournemouth after all!)
6) A child with no father
7) Adidas 'popper' trackkies tucked into white socks
Oh my God, what is that cacker doing on Westover Road? Get that cacker out of my sight, it's disgusting. Send them back to Poole or Townsend.

You dirty Cacker. Who did you rob for that Nokia?

Cacker speak ' Yeah, whateva. YOu wanna go down BoMO and get some of em well nice soverings off dat bloke I've been shaggin on Boscombe market? Fuckin 'ell Chantell, that's a well good idea, me giro's cum thru'
von The Master of Definitions 21. Januar 2006
 
5.
French (litterally a Spanish Masturbate) for a tit-wank, tit-job, titty titty gang bang, bobbie wank etc.... you get the idea!! If you don't... well....... you shouldn't be reading this.
Voulez-vous une branlette espagnole se soir?
von The Master of Definitions 16. Mai 2006
 
6.
A rather fun game, usually played be women, where someone is given 3 'candidates' and then has to decide which one to fuck, chuck and marry.

'Chuck' signifies the one you would lose, i.e. your least favorite

'Fuck' is pretty self explanitory. However, it constitutes only one fuck

'Marry' is the person whom you wish to spend the rest of your life with. It does not imply that there will be sexual relations
Dude, let's play fuck chuck or marry?

So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?

Oh dude, that's just wrong!
von The Master of Definitions 31. Oktober 2006
 
7.
(Slang)When a woman becomes sexually arroused and secretes lubrication from her vagina so that she is ready for intercourse. i.e. 'To get wet'. However, this term is slighty stronger, and suggests that she is so arroused, she is at the point of flooding!
Ooh, I was SOOO arroused last night during Emmerdale by that Patsy, I was as wet as an otter!!

James:- Percy! I've got a new term for you!
Percy:- Go on!!
James:- Wet as an otter!!
Percy:- He he he dude, that's gross! That would put most people off sex for life!! What does it mean you sick little monkey?
James:- To get wet!!!

(Dedicated to Percy and Claire ;-) )
von The Master of Definitions 12. Februar 2006