a) verb: Completely up a creek without a paddle.
b) noun: Furry creature not suitable for sustainable
living. Often ill-spoken, or scrambled mentality leading to incomprensible thoughts usually
shared with innocent others. Usually
seen in the midwestern United
States, and considered extremely dangerous, especially behind
of an automobile. Extermination is likely the only solution to the ongoing swany issue.
a) I went on a hike
in the middle
of the country, and when i got back to my vehicle, my car wouldn't start and my cell phone
had died. I was swany.
b) Clint was at a bar and a swany character
came up to him. Clint was immediately iritated by extreme douchiness of character