The act of placing your hand under a girl's panties and then purposely avoiding direct contact with her vagina. Hand may be cupped. Typically used by virgins scared to move forward. Although intended to cause arousal, actual result is the girl wondering just what you think you're doing.
Yeah man, I was rounding third and headed for home when I decided to stop and just hover for a bit. Awwww, yeah, I got skillz.
A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.
In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.
The best shape to use in tailoring a new pair of Daisy Duke shorts. The high point of the curve should come above the center of the front of the thigh while the low point is joined at the back of the thigh, just above where the ass meets the legs.
Did you check out that bartender at The Lodge this weekend? The one in the parabolic Daisy Dukes. Definitely has the sweetest ass in Arizona.