List, which is the things
you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things
you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall
6. Scrub garbage can.
Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that
on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done
in this lifetime!"