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3 definitions by Twerk Grinder McFresh

 
1.
Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.
"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"
von Twerk Grinder McFresh 1. November 2009
 
2.
This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.

A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.
"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."

"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."
von Twerk Grinder McFresh 1. November 2009
 
3.
A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.

Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"

Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"

Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
von Twerk Grinder McFresh 4. August 2010