6 definitions by YoHansII

Top Definition
1. A court jester
2. A clumsy or stupid person who is pitied by Mr.T
1. Bring me my fool, i am in need of entertainment.
2. Ah pity the fool who tries to mess with T.
von YoHansII 21. Januar 2004
Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.
Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am
von YoHansII 13. Januar 2004
A species of mentally retarded human, usually found on the streets (esp. feltham) or on or around council estates. Has a tendency to 'nick' or 'jack' stuff, especially if it's 'bling bling' which for those not in the know is jewelry made of copper or fool's gold that is meant to look like gold. Costs about 10 squid. When on the streets, they are always found in groups of 3 or more and have a tendency to wear white nike hooded tracksuit tops with adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into adidas or reebok socks and astro-turf shoes or trainers. thinks that they are 'well 'ard' and can take on anyone, and if they are beaten in a fight they will claim that they have an older brother in Felthan Young Offenders. Also likes to steal mobile phones from unsuspecting victims and uses barstardised english vocabulary such as : bling, nife ya boi, jack, nick, wikkid,'ard, gimmisumfags and looka'agaygrungers/goffs.
Also thinks that vandalism is cool and graffiti is art.
pikey: Gimmisumfags grunger, and your mobile wile your a' i' or i'll nife ya.
Grunger: f*ck off bloody pikey.
pikey pulls out a 1mm long flick knife
pikey: Kizza! cum and 'elp me beat up this gay grunge. Kizza! Gaz? Anyone????
(Grunger laughs, hits pikey to the floor and bludgeons him to death with skateboard)
Grunger: I'll take that 'bling'
von YoHansII 13. Januar 2004
probably derived from greek 'necro' having something to do with the dead and 'philia' meaning something to do with sex. Therefore meaning shagging the contents of a sarcophagus or fantacising about the aforementioned act while masturbating or something like that. Also see necrophiliac necropedophile necromancy necromancer necropolis necromantic
Jack dreams about Lisa Riley dead and covered in paint, I call that necrophilia.
von YoHansII 1. März 2004
Windows-bashing Linux user.
Dammit, that penguin fucker just threatened to replace me with a simple shell script because I use Windows.
von YoHansII 13. Januar 2004
Very unbelievable. more so due to the fucking in the middle of it.
-Did you see that car blow up,
von YoHansII 21. Januar 2004
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