A state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. It is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale
the level of said quastedness.
History: It is derived
from a series of typos which turned
"I am wasted!" into
"I am qasted9" - the exclamation point was turned into
a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone
touchpad keyboard. As a result, a 1-10 scale
proceeds the word to indicate
the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything
short of being
rushed to the hospital
for alcohol poisioning. Over time, "qasted" was adapted to "quasted" to better conform to standard English rules.
Example 1: After chugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo, the man found himself locked in
a bathroom spewing projectile
vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly
texting his friend "I am quasted9" before completely
Guy 1: You had sex with another
dude last night? How drunk
Guy 2: I was about
quasted6, maybe quasted7.
Guy1: I'd have to be at least quasted9 to fuck another