5 definitions by Zmoney

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
von Zmoney 28. November 2005
when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
von Zmoney 5. Dezember 2005
when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
von Zmoney 5. Dezember 2005
A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!
Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!
von ZMoney 10. Dezember 2013
crappy ass pants that don't cover the whole leg
why do girls like capris get shorts or pants come one people
von Zmoney 5. Dezember 2005

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