A local celebrity from Wellington, New Zealand. He has received a lot of media attention for his notorios antics in and around Wellington bars including several altercations with bouncers in the first few months of 2011.
He has been known to rob bars of their alcohol and women.
Word is that no bouncer has ever managed to successfully apprehend him after any of the aforementioned incidents.
He can be so elusive that catching him has been likened to trying to catch a Southland Moose.
Did you see Mike. D jump in that window, steal that 40 ounce, pash up those girlies then disappear?