16 definitions by crank

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.
Stupid old people make up stupid words.
von crank 4. Mai 2005
A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!
"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."
von Crank 28. September 2003
A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.
She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional
von crank 20. April 2005
The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.
I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.
von crank 13. Dezember 2004
A homosexual who flies man meat into his ham hanger.
Jose is an so flameboyant, he is definately a pole pilot.
von crank 25. April 2005
A towel that you catch your man sauce in. See also nut raghappy sock
I put my bust rag on mikes pillow.
von crank 25. April 2005
The very end of a penis.
I put my beef tip in her tuna tunnel.
von crank 4. Mai 2005

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