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15 definitions by diddy kong

 
1.
a crucial component to teenage story telling, to describe the storytellers view on said story.
white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."

black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."
von diddy kong 17. September 2009
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2.
the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
von diddy kong 28. September 2009
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3.
when you hear a song, and you can easily recognize one of the synths or other instruments or effects were made in fruity loops.
guy: ha that kid used chiptunes and didn't even put a filter or nothin I can tell

astrologist or some shit: My, you have quite the fruity ear, it's astounding what a discovery !

guy: then he used "I'll give you pleasure"
von diddy kong 17. März 2009
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4.
a shorter way to say Dominican Republic (o La República Dominicana)
my boy José is from D.R.

es simplisímo
von diddy kong 12. September 2009
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5.
(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can't go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess

def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
"I was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching porn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered...I had no way of getting up. this is when I realized I was cum trapped. but at least I 'came' up with a new urban dictionary word, right?"

-me on how I thought of the word
von diddy kong 21. November 2009
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6.
having school or work on monday, and not being able to get to sleep on sunday.

usually it carries over, and makes it really easy to get to sleep on monday night, although sometimes a little too early
I got 3 fuckin hours of sleep last night because of the damn sunday curse
von diddy kong 10. September 2007
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7.
someone who gives incredible head

(doesn't necessarily need to be a fine chic either, i mean some girls just have that cute brain face)
she might be a lil bigger but daaam shes incrheadible, even swallows
von diddy kong 29. November 2009
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