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12 definitions by jamfsob

 
1.
masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught
Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"
von jamfsob 12. August 2003
 
2.
to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
My girlfriend won't let me do her up the Gary. what a selfish bitch
von jamfsob 12. August 2003
 
3.
a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
scary spice
von jamfsob 6. August 2003
 
4.
vagina while menstruating
The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking
von jamfsob 12. August 2003
 
5.
a tampon
I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!
von jamfsob 13. August 2003
 
6.
masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"
von jamfsob 12. August 2003
 
7.
menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,
As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea
von jamfsob 12. August 2003