175 definitions by jpg3

To be humiliated in front of ones family.
Its not a good feeling to be familiated.
von jpg3 7. Dezember 2011
A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.
Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."
von jpg3 10. August 2010
The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.
While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "
von jpg3 19. Juli 2010
No Meals To Bedroom, Used when a teen or live at home adult goes from taking a bag of chips, handful of cookies, etc. into their bedroom to snack on and starts toting a complete meal there instead. Derived via the shortened form of talking usually used by texters, teens and people that cannot spell. Sometimes parents resort to this method of communication in attempting to be understood by children that are afraid of using complete sentences and big words.
After visiting the kitchen and having heaped a plate full of spaghetti and meatballs, the teen was sneaking back into the bedroom with it but was thwarted by the parent saying, " N.M.T.B."
von jpg3 11. August 2010
When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".
Bruce Willis opted for the prebaldy do, rather then be made fun of for wearing a wig.
von jpg3 13. August 2010
Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.
I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.
von jpg3 1. Dezember 2010
Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.
One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."
von jpg3 5. Oktober 2010

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