6 definitions by majestic-cheese

A pair of enormous feet with a skinny celebutante sprouting up from them.
Paris Hilton is looking for a pair of shoes -- transvestite boutique perhaps?
von majestic-cheese 21. August 2009
Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
von majestic-cheese 23. Juni 2009
"Sasha Fierce's" alter ego. Very pretty and enormously popular but only modestly gifted R&B singer whose sole unique talent is infuriating legitimate R&B divas of the previous generation.
Beyonce Knowles got all Sasha Fierce when she went to return a Value Meal at McDonalds and the girls at the counter laughed at her.
von majestic-cheese 9. Dezember 2009
In men, suggestive that you are well-endowed; in women, suggestive that you are Paris Hilton.
She is embarrassed of her big feet.
von majestic-cheese 21. August 2009
Common misspelling by touchpad phones such as the iPhone of the word "the," never corrected by the iPhone -- proof positive that there is nothing as stupid as a smartphone.
Texting Boy: "Why do we have to fight all tge time?"

Texting Girl: "Tge?"

Texting Boy: "Oh you bloody phone, 'tge' is not a word!"
von majestic-cheese 4. Dezember 2009
Rude and inconsiderate eruption of Icelandic volcano which suspended all air traffic into and out of Northern and Western Europe, in April of 2010, stranding hundreds of thousands of people and costing billions of dollars in damage.
The ashpocalypse has me sleeping in Heathrow for the fifth straight night; it's getting slightly uncomfortable.
von majestic-cheese 19. April 2010

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