8 definitions by mikeybear69

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NILM: Not in, left message

When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.
I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.
#not in #left message #out of office #unavailable #uncontactable
von mikeybear69 6. September 2009
cbfh is an acronym meaning "country boys f*ck hard". This is derived from the knowledge that guys who grow up in the country know how to do it, and do it well. Perhaps influenced by watching, or on the rare occasion even interacting with, farm animals.
dude 1: "Check out that guy! He's hot"
dude 2: "Yeah, he's a country boy... cbfh"
#country boy #country lad #drives it home #big cock #good root
von mikeybear69 5. Juli 2009
A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.
I was at Bunnings yesterday. Damn, the place was swarming with the hottest DIYDILFs.
#diy #dilf #hot #daddy #fuck
von mikeybear69 8. März 2010
adj. A female who has a large twat.
Did you see that large-twatted chick? She'd be so loose it wouldn't hit sides!
#twat #vagina #pussy #massive #cunt
von mikeybear69 26. April 2009
When a lipstick lesbian smooches you to death in an email. She must be wearing deep red lipstick when composing the email for it to be an authentic schneiderpussing.
I was schneiderpussed on my birthday the other day and it was amazing.
#smooch #deep red lipstick #electronic death #shneiderpuss #lesbian kiss
von mikeybear69 10. März 2009
Needs A Paper Bag - Someone so unattractive you'd need to put a paper bag over their head in order to fuck them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, he's a bit alright
Guy 2: You reckon? NAPB if you ask me
#fugly #dog #dog ugly #paper bag #fucken ugly
von mikeybear69 10. Oktober 2009
A person who is somewhat indiscriminate in the number or type of people the follow on Twitter.
Mikey: "What is that '300' on the screen of your phone?"

Bruce: "Oh, that's the number of tweets that have arrived in the past 2 hours since you've been using my phone."

Mikey: "So many?"

Bruce: "I'm quite indiscriminate about who I follow."

Mikey: "You're such a Twitter whore".
#twitter slut #twitter geek #twitter ho #wanker #nerd #obsessive
von mikeybear69 21. Juni 2010
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