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10 definitions by percy dovetonsils iii

 
1.
An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.
Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
von Percy Dovetonsils III 19. August 2003
 
2.
Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) "vandalism" that is terrorism.
Elf abuse is perpetrated by Ecothugs.
von Percy Dovetonsils III 4. August 2003
 
3.
lip
A ration of shit or a verbal hard time.
Don't gimme no lip, you shitweasel.
von Percy Dovetonsils III 2. August 2003
 
4.
To be gored or mounted by a male gnu. (The former being preferable)
After having been gnude while on a photo safari, Professor Dovetonsils avowed that next time the Nikon was staying home and he was bringing a .460 Weatherby Magnum.
von Percy Dovetonsils III 25. Juli 2003
 
5.
A rank in the Ku Klux Klan between Imperial Wizard and Klaxtain.
Klugle Darryl was adept at crossburning, achieving stunning visual effects not seen since the 1936 film "Immorten der Juden" by Leni Rieffenstahl, but wasn't destined to be an Imperial Wizard because of his predilection for small boys and barnyard animals, nevertheless, he made me mighty proud to be white.
von Percy Dovetonsils III 24. Juli 2003
 
6.
A coin issued by the autonomous Kirghiz region of Kazakstan equal in value to 2 kopeks.
While visiting lovely Alma-Ata, I bought a yak-yarn yashmak from a Yemeni Yeoman yclept Yusef for 12 klugles.
von Percy Dovetonsils III 30. Juli 2003
 
7.
To have disrespected somebody.
Grand Klugle Karl shot Mr Finklestein because he'd distim.
von Percy Dovetonsils III 3. August 2003