10 definitions by schimschone

Top Definition
A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.

The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.

Also see calamari
Frat-boi + GSXR1300 + sandles = squid

*1st & 3rd variables are not required.
von schimschone 11. März 2005
Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash
Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.
von schimschone 11. März 2005
A misspelling of contact dermatitus...
because theirs no way to correct mistakes using this site.
cootract dermitatuse
kantriccht dramatitlas
vrindract brachlinatis
von schimschone 13. März 2005
A young female on the back of a motorcycle holding on for dear life to a squid. Spotted best by her protective miniskirt, armored high heels, and un-flowing impervious Aquanetted hair.

These creatures offer evidence contrary to evolutionary theory and natural-selection, in that more and more of them die every year, and yet even more appear the following summer.
"Hey frat boi... wheres your girlfreind?"

"Dude... I lost her when I dumped my Bussa... but Im going to pick up this other chick right now."

"You go through disposable bimbos like a tweeker through braincells."
von schimschone 11. März 2005
Any motorcycle with a displacement of 1000cc or greater.


Any motorcycle that surpasses an individuals experience and/or expertise to ride.
GSX1300R "Hyabussa"
Ducati 919

"Bra... that bikes a little powerful for you ain't it? I mean... you been riding a week and all... it's kinda a Death Pickle idn't it?"
von schimschone 12. März 2005

The VFR line was initiated in 1986 by the Honda Corporation, and has seen almost 35 variations since that time.

It has its' characteristic v-four 90degree engine; capturing both the low-end torque of the v-twin class, and the high-end power of the inline-four. Its' engine displacements have ranged from 400cc to 800cc, with the current incarnation settling at 800cc displacement (781cc real).

Through out its production it has captured the hearts and minds of experienced riders; dropping and picking up the title "Interceptor" as time has passed so many times that the name is synonymous with VFR.

Though originally coined as a race bike, it now tends to be termed an old-mans sport bike. However by creating a bike with power, handling, and comfort in mind Honda has proved to live up to it's reputation as more than a vehicle company. Honda is an engineering company, and the VFR is no bike to be scoffed at.
1986 vfr400r
1988 vfr700r
1990 vfr750fl
1998 vfr800fi
2000 vfr800f4i
von schimschone 11. März 2005
What punks call the best all-purpose bike ever made. Likely because the brevity of the acronym V.F.R. doesn't seem stylish enough to keep up with the tingly feeling this profound machine leaves within their inexperienced loins.

Note: These are the same squids that refer to their girlfriends as bitches, and drink urine flavored beer.
"Dude... my viffer rocks, cuz my bitch likes to ride on back in her miniskirt. Hey you wana go get some urine flavored beer?"
von schimschone 11. März 2005
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