I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught
him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom
(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom
together and sit down to eat)
Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
then , yes, you may have a fry. but only
one. or ill skull fuck you.
Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown